Monday, January 17, 2011

Visit by Chinese Head of State.

The subject head of state to visit the WH today. PP is ready. He is going to lecture the visitor on how world finances really works. Or will it be the other way around? High stakes poker game indead. PP holds two pair: aces and eights with a jack of diamonds high. The premier is holding five aces! How can that be, you ask? Well, they are playing with a Chinese deck!!!

Sponsors of Pope John Paul are desperately searching for proof of a second mircle before he can become a candidate for Sainthood. Prediction: That revelation may happen long before PP convences the Chinese to get in line and follow his lead. Right, when hell freezes over.

There I go again, tearing up the King's English/grammer, There ain't no spell check on G-mail, that I am aware of. I can go to "Edit" and pull up Dictonary, but that takes up too much time and besides I am just trying to be cool and act like the young generations who don't excercise the same thing on e-mail, IPod and etc. gagets,... strike that its, gadgets.

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