Careful what you say!

-I suppose by now you know, pp has not one but two big black armored traveling machines at a cost $1.1M each. But it put US workers back to work? Right? Well one caveat, the major chassis was fabricate indeed by North American workers, but by our neighbors up north in Canada, body and final assembly was don't right here in the USA. Ok, so I am nitpicking, but I got another gotta! I bet the mpg and emmissions levels exceed those big black armored traveling machines exceed those the black armored traveling Cads, pp has parked in the garage?
-The cost for the advanced air freight for either type vehicle(s) is a wash, since two planes are required.
-Seems as though some people, at all different stations in life, prefer their audience to 'do what I say rather than what I do'. Case in point: Warren Buffett, pp's bud, broadcasted to the universe a few days past, that all rich folks should pay taxes through the nose, just because it would is just a patriotic thing to do, or what LDP leaders would prefer. Fact Check: Mr Buffett is something like a decade in arrears in paying all his regular taxes. Hummmm what a jerk!
-I suggest a contest be established whereby all the super rich dudes, especially Congressional, WH staff, and Czar levels, cut a check what they think is patricatic and donated to the Dept. of Treasury, not to the jockey per se. To be transparant, all donations would be posted on the internet 72 hours before the winner is announced. The winner would be given the use of one of pp's big black armored traveling machines for three days, with the winner paying the fuel bill and other maintenance costs. Hey, its revenue gererating, helps pay off the future $16 T debt. This could go on forever...Remember when the Zipper said this last sentence when Greenspan was jockeyed the interest rate with tax adjustment where by interest rate today >1.0% and dis-savings occures and plastic money prevails and we dug that big hole infront of the pp estate house.

US Tennis Open-Analogy

-Gentle Ben's return serve to the WH/Congress side of the court last week, carried a message. No more Fed stimulus bucks, but for the WH/Congress to get the fiscal house in order. Amen to that or these words just political garbage? The WH/Congress could volley back, but they didn't, change your near zero interest rate policy for next two years. It was wrong since Greenspan/Zipper created it in the mid-1990s and its been in effect ever since. Back in Econ 101, it was said the cheap money drives dear money out of existance, and it discourges savings, runs up the plastic money debt. I bet few younger people have a savings account.
-One wonders, what effect last week's earthquate and Irene will have on fiscal matters? I would suggest none. Lets see. These events should not be a back door WH stimulus program, except with other spending cuts. Why should I, the taxpayer, pay for someone's damage or lose of a business or house that is parked in the cross-hairs of past and future hurricanes? That's what insurance is for, admittly expensive, then more. If mother nature wipes out my house, the state or federal governments don't hand out money to me.
Ok, an earthquake is a different matter, it is not predictable, especially on the east coast.

Our leader!

-Let me ask you a question? Don't you feel much more secure now that pp has cut short his holiday, abandoning his family on Marth's Vinyard so to speak, to quickly get back to DC to make a statement on Irene? Not everyone respond at once now! Well anyone? Don't leave! Please! Oh well, watching the weather station, can make Irene much more capitvating and informative since people who are speaking are trained professionally in their craft.
-However, it took an eastcoast (aka right coast) earthquate and hurricane to get our leader to budge from his digs on the Island back to DC. Just a reminder both of these events, happened in < 1 week. Hey dude, the Guy upstairs is hinting, big time that your ship, of which you were elected captain is taking on water, big time and is about to sink. A truthful leader, leads from the front of his country, army, LDP party, any boss. You can't lead from behind, that makes you an ass, Mr. President. pp was more focused on what Gentle Ben was rehearsed to say in Jackson Hole, than anything else. By the way the GDP for 2Q11 was corrected to reality from 1.3% to 1.0%. Wow!!!Mr. President. Irene will only add to pp's plight. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Is there anything Mr. President you would like retract from your earlier statements about #43 handling of Katerina? In Irene case all the governors, mayors for almost 12 states and DC are being proactive and are not sit on their tumbs, like Louisiana's Governor and NO mayor back in 2005 along with the help of a LDPparty and media, nailing #43 to the cross.

Where is Gadhafi?

-No, he is not in the big white vacant house in Warshington, DC, aka WH.
-What follows "peace" in Libyan?
-Who were the rebels to capiture Tripoli?
-One wonders, NATO was providing assistance to the National Transistional Council, but they are headquarted in Benghazi, hundreds of miles to the east of Tripoli?
-Just who came onto the sands of Tripoli? Maybe the Muslim Brotherhood like in Egypt or worse?
-Another lost opportunity for Western influence, unless our leader is following his words from the book "Dreams of My Father"?
-Assad still purging native Syrians citizens, now going on six months, even though pp issued a paper statement to halt, read by MP. What a team. Perhaps this could become the new country of Palistine.
-From Martha's Vinyard word has leaked out pp has Socialist Cass Sunstein purging the reg files of thousands of useless regulations to help solve the economic spirl downward. What is not being said there are thousands of new req still being written for just the two Laws pp has signed in last two years...O'HealthCare and the Frank-Dodd Finance Laws. Actually there will be a net increase in regs, that should do wonders for the economy.
-Oh!, there are another 217,000 new applications for unemployment benefits for last week. Hummm.
- Worse existing housing markets has Ohio as #6. CA, NV, and Fl not in the top 10! New housing permits are down in general but especially in CA, NV, and FL.

While you were out, Mr President!

Hall Lo, this is the WH PBX operator. The electronic telephone routing system was shut off to conserve energy. So are most of the lights both inside and outside. In addition the HVAC had been turned to 90 deg. in this building to conserve energy. To whom do you wish to speak? Lady do you know to whom your are speaking? Well, no Sir. This is pp the leader of the free world. I would like to speak to my Chief of Staff. Sir, he is not here today, in fact he left the whole WH staff, that is not with you, except the cooks, off for the week, since you guys are vacating up at Martha's Vinyard. Let me speak to GI? Did you forget? You sent him to China to sell California, but instead I think he started a big fight on the socker field. Perhaps you would you like to speak to Mr. Assad? He is in the oval office What the h---is going on? Mr Gadhafi just arrived. Lady who in the h--- invited Assad and Gadhafi to the WH? Well, I think it was MP. MP had Assad arrive Friday PM shortly after you left and Mr. Gadhafi flew over last night as soon as one of his sons was put under house arrest in Libya. They are getting aquainted with Warshington, DC before the swap take place. You know about this swap thing. Yep, plus the people in the WH and MP. Is MP now thinking about a two for one swap. Don't have the foggiest idea Mr President.
MP gave Mr Assad and I gave Mr. Gadhafi a copy of your sometime in September address to the nation on your new jobs plan and to jump start the economy. Mr. Assad said he thinks it sucks, big time. Mr.Gadafi hadn't responded yet since he has not returned from his trip around DC in your big black traveling machine. What! Yep MP said it was OK since its the people's car. By the way, Mr P, Assad thinks your speech well...its more of the same BS you have been shoveling out for the last three years. Assad said that's no way to treat your people. What? Who is he to critique my address. Let me speak to that long necked dude and the slaughter of his own people, almost 2,000 in last five months. Sorry, Mr. President, he just left. He is following your Monday schedule and is heading for the golf course. He plans to have dinner here with Gadhafi in the blue room, here in the WH this evening at 8:00PM. You may try to call him then.
Have a nice day, Mr. President.

Yes he can!

With all the negativity coming from Warshington, Wall Street, elsewhere something of a lighter quality follows:
pp fired of a paper message to Assad, the Syrian president of sorts. pp threaten to do this for weeks, but he let MP send her statement first. Ladies before gentlemen.
With no response. pp comments went something like this. 'Old buddy, Assad you can't keep killing your brothern like you have been doing for the last 5 months. You should resign and flee to Iran'. 'You are no longer a civil leader'. What the media didn't say was... Assad responded. It went something like this. 'You ain't no buddy of mine, you tar baby. Furthermore you can go f-ourself. Take care of your own country's problems'. Upon receipt of the response, pp called a cabinet meeting, but without GI. GI is in China trying to sell California. The only agenda item for the cabinet was Assad's response. pp challenged his cabinet and he wanted answers now. Why is Assad mad at me, I confessed all of America's sins a couple years ago. But Sir, who starting the Libyan affair? Oh! that's was the UN or NATO not me. And what is Assad speaking about...tar baby? It takes one to know one right. Right on Mr.Pres. And what is Assad meaning, I have enough problems here at the WH to take care of. Sir, did you see the markets today? All tanking. New weekly unemployment filing up over 400,000 again, existing home sales down big time, manufacturing is down, import/export is out of wack by a ton,and... Ok, but I told the American public in my mid-western tour, earlier this week, I have a new plan coming out in September to steady the economy and jump start recovery from the Bush Administration's recession. And besides them mid-westerns all like my new traveling machine. Sir, could I be frank, really really frank? Lay it on, I have a Czar ready to take your place. Did you ever think about a swap? Say what? A swap! 'pp for Assad'. You take Assad's place in Syria and Assad become our new president here. Let me think about it, for the wife and them are ready to go to Martha's Vinyard, for vacation. I'll be back when Congress returns. Don't call me, I'll call you.

Eureka!

pp has a new ecomonic plan that will get us out of the doldrums, we have been in since he showed up at the WH on 01/20/2009. Sometime of change that you can hope in! Bring it on baby! Gonna have to wait 'till I (pp), mamaO, mother-in-law, the kids and Bo come back from a little downtime up in Kenendyland somethime in 09.2011. What's that? We are in deep shit right now Mister President. Come again, You are going to let GI in charge of the WH while you be gone? Are you nuts, that guy never did have an original though in his lifetime, he will have us involved in another war in the middle east. Huh!...Lybia is GI's fault? Never mind, I am going to take the whole WH with me, like I always do. But Sir, doesn't that cost tons of dollars? Yes, but I got that covered in my new economic package. By the way Sir, what was the purpose of the trip to America's heartland earlier this week? Well, 1)to show off my new black traveling machine, cost about $1M, but that's covered in my new economy plan. 2) To let the folks know all of Warshington's problems especially the economy is the responsibility of CTPR party in Congress, and the guy from Crawfold, TX. Hold it a minute Sir, the CTPR have control of only one-half of the House and that has been only since the beginning of 2011. You and your LDP friends had total control of the House, Senate and WH from 01.20.09 to 01.2011 and look at the mess the country is in? Don't you Sir, feel a little bit responsible for this? The Bush recession was technically declared over in 06.2009 before any of your shovel ready projects were implimented. Wait until I roll out my new economic plan and you can see what's in it. Hummm...Mother Moron said that about your O'HealthCare Law. You can't believe her, she is white!

Lets see...Overseas

-The recent US death toll in Afghanistan has been the highest since what pp calls "the good war" began over 10 years ago. Just as pp has directed his generals on the ground to start sending troops home, to satisfy one of his goofy campaign promises. He has a Nobel Peace Prize to support.

-Another pp campaign promises to rid Iraq of US presence by years' end is an open invitation for Iran to take command of the Sheit south. Already violence has pick up in Iraq. pp has a Nobel Peace Prize to support.

-MP states the need for greater sanctions against Assad (Syria). Yep that's what needed. This giraffe, the long neck guy has been slaughtering his own people for months now and the UN and US sits on their collective hands. MP claims no need of US involvement since neither side has superior air power. Huh! Tanks and other military weapons Vs bricks and rocks to MP seems a parity? Sure. pp has a Nobel Peace Prize to support.

-Meanwhile in northern Africa, UN and US have long rid the sky of Libyan war planes, to get that war to a parity...no superior air power on either side. Surprise! UN is still there. Libyan dicator still in power. US is also there but acting as a rear detail. Can't pass this one up... pp is looking like and ass.

The week that was.

-The uncontrolled rocket ride in the markets doesn't speak well for the pp and his policies or lack there of. Europe is not pulling its own weight, but that is predictable with all socialist lifecycles in decline. AAA rated France and Germany, the main props of the euro & et.al. economies, the rest are clinkers. pp wants to make Europe a model for tomorrow's AA+ rated America. Ain't gonna happen, Dude.
-The 11th Court of Appeals ruling, is the first stake to the heart of O'HealthCare Law, to be found unconstitutional. The US Supreme Court to rule before election day 2012. The financial underpinnings of that Law, was found unconstitutional. The rest of that Law goes down like the concert stage in Indiana yesterday.
-Its about time pp, family, WH staff and others goes on vacation to Martha's Vineyard. They need downtime. Permanate come 01.20.2013.
-I never saw anything more exciting the Iowa Straw Vote agenda, except watch grass grow. Thursday anyone of the 10 could run circles around pp and GI. It was a good debate, good taking points were hatched. The vote yesterday, while very small in aggregate, advanced some and cause Pawlenty to fold tent. The latter's tent came tumbling down before the vote, with Gov. Perry (R-TX) announcement to enter the presidentional race. As I said months ago Sarah will be the American Joan of Arc'.

It's Wednesday

-Markets plunges and uptakes surpasses any thrill ride ever invented. However, the ticket prices can be extremely expensive.

-pp ANNOUNCES FROM THE WH IMPORTANT STANDARDS STARTING IN 2014. Fuel standards and emission levels of heat trapping gases for BIG RIGS TO CONCRETE MIXERS TO FIRE TRUCKS and ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK being built after 2014.

-I suppose algone going bonkers the other night about, what he calls pseudoscienist (real facts) shitted into his mess gear, is making him look spooky, prompted pp to regain the lime light on global warming. Coyly pp states only a per-centage of improvement, but doesn't state mandated mpg or lbs. of polutant permited for the three categories of "trucks" cited. What's pp doing now, this minute in 2011, towards solving the world greatest financial crisis since the Great Depression?

-pp was going to make this big announcement yesterday in Virgina, but those "packages" being delivered at Dover AFB spoiled his schedule.

The day after

Some people are equating pp to Forrest Gump. "Stupid is what, stuid does" as it pretains to his bloody Monday PM TV statement. Forrest Gump would of come up with something up beat like 'life is a box of chocolates...' Ok no, pp recites his stump speech...tax the rich, they should pay their fair share. That's recycled BS from algore days. Extend unemployment payments forever, I guess, food stamps also? Families to get $1,000 per week for extra spending, plus food stamps which stimulates the economy. Mister, do yo want to retract that statement. The markets increased there tumble in the red at an even greater rate during and after his statement 'till the trading doors shut at 4:00PM. Sure Mister. Why don't you and that fat assed wife of yours sign up for unemployment etc and live on the economy, now instead of 01.20.1213. I believe he even struck out at the congress* for the downgrade in AAA S&P credit rating. He had to cut the TV appearance short, for he had two campaign fund raisers to attend yesterday evening.
*Hey Mister boss man, half the congress (Senate) is from your party or do you belong to another group?

US will always be a Triple AAA country

Anyway that's what pp thinks, then again who pays any attention to him. He has been a lame duck president since the first 100 days in office. Remember what pp said after the first 100 days in office. He read off a whole lists of things he accomplished, executive orders to void most what 43 had issued and other minor things that did not stand a test of debate, and other fluff stuff like receiving an hornorary doctors degree from all places ND. His staff stood and jumped up and down in joy. Then pp said without teleprompters, that he was going to finish the next 100days in 75 days and rest the next 25 days. He has been resting ever since.

What a joke!

I am not going to speak about the markets. Word of wisdom: cut costs, hoard ( problem is don't know what to hoard), tighten safety belt we are going on a wild bumpy ride.

Sunday edition

-pp charges S&P for using faulty math and acted too hastly in reducing US credit rating from AAA to AA+. Oh really! A Credit Downgrading...another first this country on pp's watch. With amatures in the WH and our LDP liberal media there is little trust and confidence anything WH touches is going to improve. "Better than expected (i.e. 9.2% to 9.1% unemployment rate) is basically a pessimistic respone".

-Valerie Jarrwet, a Chicago staff at the WH, is proud to be on pp teams. pp acts on behalf of the people he serves, not to score political points. He seeks compromise, to tries to bring the country together and leads by example. Val, just who are you describing?

-Dirty Harry says the S&P credit downgrading is proof taxes have to be raised. This guy should retire and set up a motivation speaking seminar company.

-LDP folks really ain't fit to goveren or lead anything. Because they are not logical enough to creat jobs and growth, nor honest enough to stay away from corruption.

-Now look at "Ops Fast and Frious" for example. The DOJ and the ATF are not only exporting weapons to Mexico. Now, we are importing illegal drugs into the US. All under the guise of tracking down and arresting the cartel' kingpins? Cool idea to begin with but, there was no planned ops. tracking mechanism, or follow up on the ground in either country. Plus the US betrayed the Mexican government by working directly with the cartel lietenants. Screw up to the 11 power. Someone(s) in US government to fry on this one.

-Even China has warned the US... must cure its "addication" to borrowing. Gosh! US now has two addications I am aware: oil and now borrowing, what's next?

TGIS

Correction...all weeks really don't end until Saturday thus TGIS.
Seriously... did you hear that a Chinook was shot down in eastern Afghanistan? 31 US and 7 Afgan military lost, including 16 Navy Seals. They were being dispatched to get 4 Special Force troops pinned down by emeny fire up the road. Sad but another first for pp.

TGIF

-Been an interesting week, so far. 08.02.11 came an gone, the sky had not fallen yet. A Debt Ceiling Law was passed. But the markets took a good hit...they called it a "technical correction" but it sure sucks the 02 out of you. The "correction" is not done yet either.
-As soon a congress returns from August recess they are going to jump start the selection process of establishing the Super 12 Commission to come up with another $1.5 T /10yrs of additional spending cuts. One wonders if it will carry over the Gang of 6 (under the guidance of GI blazing the trail), who worked on this mission for over 6 months and came up with...? JIP!!!
-pp has come up with a couple ideas of his own to ramp up the economy. He wants to extend the payroll 2% tax cut, puts a $1,000 bucks in working family billfold, but digs a deeper hole for entitlements which is sucking the air out of the economy. Wow! The next idea is wild, looking into reworking the patent code process. This would do wonders for the immediate financial trough we are in!!!
-Sir, you maybe brilliant, but you ain't smarter than a 5th grader.

Comments on our leader

-I wonder how much US taxpayers expended last evening for pp to go to Chicago for early B-Day party and a couple of fund raisers.
-With all of the negative economic news coming out this week, pp should be considering abdication rather than re-election. What achievenents, what accomplishment? Can't forget Bo!
-pp's quiver has been empty for some time. His ready, shoot, aim approach at too many targets resulted in hitting none and putting the nation in worse condition than he inherited on 01.20.2009. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER CEO-IN-TRAINING IN THE WH.
-From here forward to 01.20.2013 is going to be a tough slog. pp's chief foe in the world are Capitalist, except for GE's CEO. They have tons of money in their coffers who would invest, it if only the WH would define the US agenda forward. Sharing the wealth has been tried many times before and failed. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. Everyone must contribute, including the parasites. The gov't does not create wealth or jobs that contritibute.
-pp is a fool, who imagined he was a god of sorts, sent to earth, to solve all the world's problems, his way. And he becomes a victum of his own imaginary mission.

PS
I screwed up in earlier blog in that I refered to the ...Super Commitee 12 (6X6)members set up by Congress to root out $1.5 B by turkeyday as JOP which was in error. Joke-in-Progress is really JIP. A "JIP" is also referred a triangular sail on a boat. We might be on another boat ride for I have strong doubts this gang of 12will accomplish anything. At least one person on either side must cave to come to agreement 7 to 5.

Day 1 Post Debt Vote

-I bet the following guy was in the 20% that didn't vote on the Debt Limitation Bill. Got a Jersey boy doing the Weiner thing. Cong. Magazzu (D-NJ)sent e-mail photos of himself to a lady he met in cyberspace, probably an undercover CTPR.Opps! Don't worry he resigned already. Maybe a CTPR person will take his place.
-WH establishing a "Violent Extremism Strategy" to combact Al-Qaedam other radical groups. Gosh! what have we been doing these last almost 10 years. Limited details issued. I bet its a spin off of Ops. Fast and Furious since it worked so well in Mexico. Not sure if GI has any says on the details, but he called the Tea Party members "terriorist" a day or so ago. I wonder who will take GI place in 2012 election?
I am thinking about going downtown to determine what gov't entitlements I may be eligible like: stipends, subsidies, grants, assistance, reparation, welfair, settlements. I am going to take on a personality and behavior of a parasite. It ani't my fault, I've been unemployed for over 11 years now. My German GG-parents were not treated very well when they arrived 165 years ago this month, there was no welcoming committee, but they were naturalized and learned to speak English. Best yet, they assimilated into the US society & culture. I am owed something for their hardship, give me... I was born during the 1930 depression period. Mister you owe me...Gonna take my wife along cause she was born a depressed baby also, Mister you owe her...
I am in good mood today, the local school bond issue failed yesterday something like 77% Vs 23%. Can't afford more taxes, no COLA for over 2 years and this may continue as gov't spending is curbed. I can live with that provided, that's the only thing that is to be curtailed, which it will not.

The 225th Blog

-Earl's boy did it. 269 vote for, 161 votes against. A winner of sorts.
-Where in the hell is pp?
-Biggest surprise of 08.01.11, was Gabby Giffords (D-AZ) showing up to vote for the bill. God bless her.
-Speaking about voting: Yes votes 174 CTPR members + 95 LDP members = 269. No votes 161, not certain the split.
-There are 535 total voting members - those who voted total 430. 430 / 535 = 80%. That a 20% no show or 105 members. They didn't pass the Giffords test. Shame on them, or bless them for they may of voted against the bill.
-Creating this super committee of 6 each from both parties total = 12 is a JOP.
Joke-In-Progress. Unless C-Span has a camera trained on them nothing will happen to root out the $1.5 T of further spending cuts. There are trigger functions in bill, if commitee blow pass certain timelines to reaching there goal. We will be a third world military power before pp leaves office.
-Senate votes at high noon today probably will pass with 61 votes, they want to go on August recess.

A day before US of A default

-First... August 2 is not a drop dead date for this nation's financial mess. It could function in this state of limbo all the way to 01/20/2013.
-July's ISM Manufacturing Index was but 50.x% actual Vs 54.x% WH est down >4%. Another index in the tank.
-The market upon learning of the above index results, nosedived from +150pts at 0930 to -40 pts by 10 o'clock, still in the tank.
-All the teeth in the debt ceiling talks have been extracted. Where is our toothless leader pp? I down graded his code name to lower case letters to reflect my displeasure in pp preformance on this issue and everything else he has has been associated with since childbirth. He don't like his white mama, said so in one of his books.
-The Kansas Witch (KW) code name for Sebellius, indicated we are all going to pay for birth control methods/costs for everyone starting 01.01.2013. That's but 19 days before pp leaves office.
-Too bad KW wasn't around in 1960, maybe we would not have pp to kick around today.