Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Peter Pan

I believe Peter Pan should follow Helen Thomas's lead and resign. But good god who would follow? Well here is a list of the top ten/per the Presidential Succession Act of 1947:
1 VP Biden code names... grinning idiot
2 Speacker of the House Pelosi...sanfrangran
3 President Pro Tem Byrd...the 95 year old former KKK Grand Knight
4 Secty of State Clinton...Bills's wife
5 Secty of the Treasury Geithner...the jockey
6 Secty of Defense Gates...best bet, hold over from the Bush administration
7 Attorney General Holder...camel herder
8 Secty of Interior Salazer...the boot to the throat of Hayward, Tony that is
9 Secty of Agriculture Vilsack...corn ethanol over hungry people
10 Secty of Commerence Locke...smoke monster from the "Lost" TV series

Somehow the US of A has to keep the wheels the wagon until the 2012 elections the on deck batters for Peter Pan is really scary.

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