Fat Tuesday

1-Down New Orlean way, it's raining, carnvial season coming to an end, party time is winding down, lent starts, ashes being distributed, repenting begins at 0001 hrs in the morn. 2-Quite by coincidence, we have the opportunity to listen tonight to the LDP president preach his sermon on the "State of Union". How it's improved our lives this past year and what grand schemes he has in store for the next four years. 3-To be honest, all pp has to do is dust off his initial 2009 State of the Union speech, for all of the objectives still remain. pp's sermon going to be about jobs jobs, jobs, need for more "investments, investments, investments,", a few words on gun control, release immigration restrictions, let everbody across the our borders that vote LDP, and maybe a word or two about the economy. But we gotta have more investment $s. The US of A is going to have "peace in our time". pp is pulling the balance of the combact troops from Afghanistan by 2014 ready or not, leaving a cell phone number to call the SOS, but remenber we don't make house calls any more. 4-Benghazi screw up never happen, the American killed themselves rather than to be taken capitive and comprimize my Administration. Stop picking on citizen Clinton. This issue will be off the table by executive order in the near term. 6-Stop picking on the AG for "Ops Fast and Furious". This is off the table by executive previlege. 5-Earl's boy is going to catch hell for holding up approval of pp hand picked candidates for SOD, CIA, SOT. But, but Sir, the CTPR majority in the House don't approve these or any other cabinet posts coming down the pike. You have the wrong branch of Congress. Dirty Harry told me to say that. 6-But it's Earl's boy and his band holding up on my Fiscal 2014 Ops Budget! Earl's boy says we have a major spending problem in the WH specificially and in DC in general. I am telling you again we don't have a spending problem (Mother Moron just seconded that notion, in the last day or so). 7-You guys, excluding women members, down there in the front row box seats (Supremes) keep you hands off my O'HealthCare Law regardless what anyone demands, I am the King. 8.Like the King of the Marda Gras, his reign is about end, his Lame Duck Administration begins at 0001 hrs in the morn.