Up Over The Top!

1-Another definately unannounced visitor entered the WH grounds, last evening. 2-Fortunitely, WH's SS attack dogs held the culpert at bay, soon after the man jumped the fence. Later SS guards arrested the man. SS taking another hit. pp maybe considering bring in the Chicago mafia just in backup role? 3-pp was home alone last night, just 23 days from mid-terms. The rest of the family was believed to be out campaigning, including the mother-in-law. 4-The reason for pp being home--because nobody in the LDP party wants to be seen with the POTUSA. He was safe however, found perhaps hiding beneath his' oaken WH desk. Krauthammer had suggested in earlier report, that's were pp will reside until after Nov 4, 2014. 5-pp is like in quarantined, inside the WH, until the lame duck session of congress reconvenes. Maybe not then, wait until 01.20.2017, high noon. 6-What the WH/SS should take away from the Canadian terrorist attack of yesterday, is to hire the Sergeant-at-Arms. 7-This 21 Century version of "Cool Man Luke" took out the single terrorist, then calmly walked back to his station with weapon by his side. 8-He stood earlier today, to a extended standing ovation in the Canadian Parliament.