"Got Pen and Phone!"

1-Those words from the mouth of the POTUSA. Words uttered at his 1st 2014 Cabinet Meeting yesterday. He was serious, but laughable. Not many CTPR attend those meetings.? He is going to legislate by executive orders!!! 2-Another long term LDP congressman retiring, but from a deep blue area of VA. Be neat if CTPR could snatch this seat from Gov. Terry Mc...Clinton's bud. 3-I believe my new Laptop computer is bugged by NSA! It has one of those little black things sticking out the right side of the unit. 4-Japanese bought Jim Beam and Makers Mark Distillers in a deep red state. Where are the Chinese when we need them? Hey, the CTPRs need the green stamps for upcoming Nov election. 5-Shakespare coined 13 words in his lifetime, pp has created none YTD. However, some fit the current POTUSA: Gloomy, Laughable, Original, and Rant. Batting 307, 4/13. That's just about where the polls place pp 30.7% 6-Has anyone seen mammaO since the Hawaiian vacation? Maybe it was true, she has a party on her b-day coming the 17 th of Jan. and ain't comin 'til home later. On the other hand VJ is at the WH. Oops! Another Shakesparian word comes to mind..."courtship", in the WH! Got to get Bill O'Reily on this one. 7-Then again, maybe another Shakesperian word fits pp..."lonely". Maybe he was just hinting to mammO to write or call him. His time is so used up by Afghanistan and the strategy for the good war. 8-CTPRs need to keep the heat turned near boiling on the Benghazi debacale until they ferret out MP and/or the big bopper. Records prove PM and POTUSA knew within 15 minutes what was going down in Benghazi and sat on their hands and did nothing. pp got back on the campaign trail and MP into the arms of the Zip. Sure thing. Another Shakesperian word could apply..."hurry" or maybe its the opposite meanings to procrastinate, don't take ownership as pointed up in ex-DOD Robert Gates' book.