WH gone mad

-Awaiting pp's arrival for a scheduled meeting in the WH oval office are MP,the Italian puppet,the Jockey and GI.
-Art Carney (I will continue to use Art's name since Jim correct (Jay) is also a commedian), steps into the room to inform pp is finishing negotations on his final golf score for the front nine at Congressional CC. He is now angry, lost all his balls, in the bag and is claming he shot four under.
-An hour and a half later pp arrives. We have very inportant matters to discuss following the Columbian Econ Conf. I'm finally angry and pissed off on what went on while the US deligation was at that Conference.
-Mr. Jockey, make sure our SS agents, in the future, have sufficient funds to cover all hotel, food, and other services costs and congruities. We are the riches country on the planet. The other world leaders wouldn't look me the the eye after the story leaked out and media described me as cheap.
-Ms MP, I made arrangments for you to attend the Betty Ford Hospital to seek the root cause for you drinking problem. Well you are the Secretary of State for pete's sake.
-Mr. Italian Puppet, I want you to dispatch three armed F-117s to Columbia to destroy "that" hotel in question. I don't want mamaO to see the hotel, if we ever revisit that Columbian city in the future.
-Mr GI your fired! As soon as MP is released from the Ford Hospital she will be my running mate for the rest of the 2012 re-election campaign. After that I an putting you on the first train back to Delaware COD. Just don't come back!
-Oh! Italian puppet, I want you to fire the whole bunch of the Military Joint Chiefs of Staff except the Coast Guard Chief who didn't have any member in the gang of 11 or 12 that were involved in "that" hotel thing, that got my security detail in trouble.
-Art get me the Chicago WH mox schnell! Need more Czars on the staff. Also get Hillery Rosen on the line, to see if she has any more dirt on the Romney's ever little bit helps. Also get me a silver spoon and a large can of Indoasian cat food to serve Mitt. Also call a press conference, I want to retract a statement about the black kid gunned in cold blood by that white guy, looks like me. He couldn't look like me, I'm a half breed, plus I want to clear the air about my daddy and his daddy and his daddy being bigamist.
Now you all get out of here, calling my attorney about the screw up on my golf score at the Congressional CC.