Lights/Camera/Take 2. "This is a spoof"

-As pp bounded down the gang plank from Air Force 1, upon arriving at Andrews AFB, he was greeted by GI. GI wispered into pp's ear "this is a BFD". pp staggered backwards, ears a flopping, and said "say what bro?" GI replied "you should of said at the press conference before leaving the Columbia conference, you were angry right now, mad a hell, and was going to fire all the SS agents including their Director and was going to court marshall all the military personnel involved in that hotel mess". "Do what" replied pp? "Why it was the SS/military that got me out of "that" hotel before the cops, and US State Department arrived. Oh my, was MP, there? No she was back at the SS declared "safe" hotel's bar room drinking beer. Oh my, what was accomplished at the conference, that probably cost the taxpayers $500,000 of deficit money, asked GI? Scratching his head pp responded... the Free Trade Agreement was discussed. Hold it right there dude, GI fired back. "W" did all the heavy lifting on this project, that agreement set on your WH desk for years and you just recently signed off on it. Well, I need some favorable press reports to put into my accomplishments file, for the voters to see what I did these last 3 1/2 years. Good grief, pondered GI. "I can't take another 4 1/2 years of this stuff. I am surrounded by idiots...