I Get No respect

-Last week an earthquake followed by Hurricane Irene, caused pp to cut short his summer vacation. Some nerve!
-Returning to WH, pp wants to explain to the nation his next new job recovery program, but disregards all protocol steps assigned of equal branches of government. Earl's boy causes pp to fumble the snap from center just before the clock runs out. pp recovers the ball, but is forced into the "enemies" ends zone. Earl's boys' were flagged for unintentional holding. The ball is moved out to pp's 7o'clock line, when play will resumes the next evening. pp will be given 891/2 minutes to score before the TV blacks out. Exactly at 8:30PM, the TV picture returns and the announcer welcomes everyone to the "Green Bay Vs New Orleans" football game.
-Not sure if Rodney Dangerfield coined that phrase "I get no respect" but he used it alot and it became his trademark. Dangerfield was a comedian and used that phrase in jest, pp is a loser, who commands no respect.