While you were out, Mr President!

Hall Lo, this is the WH PBX operator. The electronic telephone routing system was shut off to conserve energy. So are most of the lights both inside and outside. In addition the HVAC had been turned to 90 deg. in this building to conserve energy. To whom do you wish to speak? Lady do you know to whom your are speaking? Well, no Sir. This is pp the leader of the free world. I would like to speak to my Chief of Staff. Sir, he is not here today, in fact he left the whole WH staff, that is not with you, except the cooks, off for the week, since you guys are vacating up at Martha's Vinyard. Let me speak to GI? Did you forget? You sent him to China to sell California, but instead I think he started a big fight on the socker field. Perhaps you would you like to speak to Mr. Assad? He is in the oval office What the h---is going on? Mr Gadhafi just arrived. Lady who in the h--- invited Assad and Gadhafi to the WH? Well, I think it was MP. MP had Assad arrive Friday PM shortly after you left and Mr. Gadhafi flew over last night as soon as one of his sons was put under house arrest in Libya. They are getting aquainted with Warshington, DC before the swap take place. You know about this swap thing. Yep, plus the people in the WH and MP. Is MP now thinking about a two for one swap. Don't have the foggiest idea Mr President.
MP gave Mr Assad and I gave Mr. Gadhafi a copy of your sometime in September address to the nation on your new jobs plan and to jump start the economy. Mr. Assad said he thinks it sucks, big time. Mr.Gadafi hadn't responded yet since he has not returned from his trip around DC in your big black traveling machine. What! Yep MP said it was OK since its the people's car. By the way, Mr P, Assad thinks your speech well...its more of the same BS you have been shoveling out for the last three years. Assad said that's no way to treat your people. What? Who is he to critique my address. Let me speak to that long necked dude and the slaughter of his own people, almost 2,000 in last five months. Sorry, Mr. President, he just left. He is following your Monday schedule and is heading for the golf course. He plans to have dinner here with Gadhafi in the blue room, here in the WH this evening at 8:00PM. You may try to call him then.
Have a nice day, Mr. President.