Jus' Workin' on a Legacy

1-The POTUSA to address the Nation in prime time tonight, less NBC,CBS, ABC. The NFL game will not be effected. 2-His speech may go something like this. Boy, the LDP took a beating in the last election. I just learned about it before coming to WH tonight, after tobogganing the last few days at my golf club. The club refused to clear the course of snow, so I could get a round or so in, because the members wouldn't pay up. They said something to the effect that I am a lame duck, I am the POTUSA. Oh well. 3-What I wanted to speak to you about tonight was the effects of global warming, but it took too long to get here by horse and sley I had to cut my speech to 25 minutes. My staff prepared another speech, of which I am unfamiliar, but here goes. 4-You see, it's all Earl's Boy fault. He knows my position, a legacy issue, but for some reason will not forward a House Bill to Dirty Harry's desk. Earl's Boy declares he had sent hundreds of approved House Bills to Dirty Harry and aledges that guy just stuffs them in his desk. Earl's Boy thinks I told DH on 01.20.2009, that he was my Maginot Line (WWII French red line defense, Kruts just went around it and took France for a while until US free France of Nazis) 5-Come on folks, work with me. I need just a smidgen of real accomplishments to place in my Lagacy as POTUSA 6-Sorry folks, what I am going to read to you tonight is a summary of my thoughts on Immigration. I've got a pen and a phone, (these items will be in BHO's presidential library, with his golf clubs) and if the CTPR don't send a bill to me by 01.31.2014, 3:00PM, I am going to sign a EO blessing 12 M illegal aliens, American citizenship immediately, they sign a document, when they can vote, vote for LDP candidates. 7-I don't believe pp will pull the trigger tonight, but before the lame duck Congress leaves town. Then the number of aliens will be, but 500 or less and House will send a bill to DH for forwarding to pp for signiture. 8-Speaking about crooks, the Rev Al Sharpton, spox for MBNBC, owes the IRS and State taxes <2008 and >2008. Sharpton makes a dumb statement like "We are talking about old taxes (<2008, $4.5 M))which he is paying down but no balance stated. Now for new taxes (> 2008 IRS and State yet paid another~ $4M, plus his company owes ~1M. To jail with Jess Jr.