Re: A take off from: Hello Houston.... we have a problem!

1-AF-1, AF-1 this is the WH dispatcher calling AF-1 (aka O'Care Airline)>. 2-Go ahead WH, this is AF-1>. 3-AF-1 Patching in an emergency message from HSS Secty>. 4-AF-1 OK, HSS What's your problem?> 4-AF-1,this is HSS, I gotta speak to POTUSA promptly>. 5-AF-1 to HSS, Can't do, he is not to be disturbed, he is taking a map>. 6-HSS to AF-1, that can't be true, you just went wheels up out of Andrews>? 7-AF-1 to HSS, Sorry! Boss had a hard night, up watching the Olympics, so I'm told. Think he has a problem with mommaO>. 8-HSS to AF-1, Sure!...then wake the b------d, that's an order>. 9-AF-1 to HSS, Ma'am I don't take order from HSS>. 9-HSS to AF-1, Your O'Care will be cancelled>. 10-AF-1 to HSS, Up yours, I get my insurance from the USAF>. 11-HSS to AF-1, Not by the time, I get get done w/O'Care. I'm Frau Fuhrer(FF)! 12-AF-1 to FF, OK he is the POTUSA>. 13-Hello this is the POTUSA, make it fast, got a mini-Hoffman hang over>. 14-FF to POTUSA, Say what>? 15 Just foolin', what's your problem> 16-FF to POTUSA, We have another field maneauver to make...>. 17-Were do you get the "WE". Can't you white folks get anything right? That's your job>. 18-FF to POTUSA, Seems the O'Care Law has another glitch, making the number of glitches approaching 20 or so. Them there CTPR declare all on the fly remedies are unconstitutional>. 20-What do the mixture of CTPR know. What the problem now>? 21-FF to POTUSA, The problem this time with AIDs patiences getting into and out of hospitals. Seems they can't get in and if in can't get out. 22-Just fix the damn law and put the cost my tab. 23-FF to POTUSA that's another problem, no funds left in your account>. 24-Humm gotta think about this a minute>. 25-FF to POTUSA, Well the CMS director came up with an idea. A bake sale from coast to coast. Like hands across the country. All volunteers and donated supplies. We can charge mega $ for each cake or cookey. Make an ongoing mission. 26-Novel idea. Improves positive cash flow. Turn the economy around yet. 27-Breaker, Breaker, this is the SOT, there is a problem with what was suggested>. 28-Another white guy has a problem>! 29-Ok, SOT what is it>? 30-SOT to POTUSA. We already have the Little Sister of the Poor on our case, don't know if we want to piss off the girl scouts, at this time. Furthermore, a task of this magnitude would involve multi-state commerce issues and wind up having to pay minimum wage of at least your recommended cheap level of only $10.10/hr. Maybe more because some states are already have a min. wage> your $10.10>. 31-Man are things SNAFU! Don't understand I didn't have these problems as a Chicago community organizer. Maybe MSNBC would hire me as a news reader after this gig is up>. SOT to POTUSA, That could be sooner, rather than later>. 32-You think so? Hey, check to see what the GI is up to of late. He could be the sitting president come 2016 and block my protege MP from running>. 33-SOT to POTUSA, I'm not certain any body want's the job after you spent over 6 years YTD accomplishing...well, with the exception of some domestic gutter issues...nothing and created the SNAFU appraisal Over an out>. 34-AF-1 this is POTUSA, Fly on to Sochi, that's an order. Gotta chat with Putin>