While you were out!

1-While you were out campaigning in South Africa yesterday, Mr President. We noticed you took some time off from this very solemn event. Up there in the bleachers, you had a big old Chicago smile on your face, all teeth showing, as if you just got a good dental assessment. Also noticed, you were having a good ole time talking, snapping photos with the tall, white, blonde, female on your right flank (that be the Danish PM). On your left flank, sat a volcano ready to errupt. Great gogoo muggo! I hate to be flying all those miles home with MamaO in the same plane. Oh! that's why you have a second AF 1, fling in backup!!! 2-Mr. President you, and the other 3 ex-presidents, staff, casting crew, make-up and stage managers, speach writer etc, for that two day trip, spent maybe $ 0.5M, think of all the pounds of CO 2 you dumped into the atmosphere. Some experts report that kind of stuff is causing climate change. 3-Meanwhile, at the south pole yesterday, that's a little south of the nation you and the Mrs. visited. The coldest temperature ever recorded on this planet occurred and was recorded from space at -135.8 deg F. I know, that was not an offical record, since it was not recorded with feet on the ground, but did you see anything of algore lately, need verification. Are we are heading back into a mini-ice age? 4-While you were out, gosh gee wizz a bipartison Congressional committee developed a and agreed upon a budget for the first time in your administration. A rather small blip on the scope, but nevertheless a blip or is it a drip? 5-WH bringing in an old ZIP top gun, to help sort out and priortize POTUSA's office beyond the 6 month life cycles of the last five+ years. Associate POTUSA approved, but this guy is white? He has the same demeanor as Dr Zeik of HSS fame. Not sure, but I betcha one is a clone of the other. 6-The HSS's Frau Fuhrer has appointed an internal IG to look into why the O'Care plane still appears to be in crash mode. It's was launched >two months ago. That should be interesting maybe someone(s) may be fired, maybe promoted. 7-Heaven help us! 8-Speaking of divine intervention... I suppose y'all been watching the events unfolding in the wilds of the NV desert and mountains? Rather that praise for the parents, I believe they should be charged with child endangerment. Only two of the four kids were theirs, the other two belong to relatives? Dumb is what dumb does! Do you suppose guarding angels should be at least given some credit, without which no one would of survived.