Where is GI?

1-Tricky Dick back in the 1970's didn't have this many scandals going at one time, just one and look what happened to him. 2-pp thinking about establishing a cabinet position for "Scandal Control". 3-I believe the scandal count is currently (5) and counting. 4-pp's BS has a finite shell life. 5-pp may be catching a one way ticket to Chicago soon. 6-GI is in secret location, bound and mouth stuffed with cotton. 7-Earl's Boy working on acceptance speech, just in case. 8-The LDP media is beginning to see the light. 9-Kicker: O'Care is to be administered by the IRS, who has a huge job filling the IRS chief position. pp fired the acting head last night, but he will be reporting to work as usual until months' end when he is retiring anyway? Another new Acting Head announced just today, and he will be running O'Care starting 01.01.14. O'Care could be dead.