MamaO's New Food Pyramid

MamaO's had a spudnut moment a few weeks back, and came up with a new rendition to replace the old food pyrimid chart. MamaO was commissioned to make people less fat, starting I suppose with her. From her waist on down she is huge and can cast a shadow, that if PP is standing in, he disappears. After spending ~ $2 M she,the USDA and consultants came up with a unique series of circular plates. One larger bottom plate, with four different coloured smaller plates resting on the larger plate: fruits, veggies, whole grain, and protin. There was one satellite smaller plate off to upper right side for dairy products. The idea was to stress fruit, veggies and whole grain products and less on meat and dairy products. That's cool. But seems we got a problem. The USDA annually subsidizes the meat and dairy guys and < 1 % for the other 3 producer. Guess what? PP will have to step in sometime and either cut the subsidies to the protin producers or start to subsidize the other three food group. Another political and financial time bomb. Solution: Set up another bi-partison committee and have the Grinning Idiot to head up, as soon as the GI resolve the national debt crisis. Drop dead date August 2.
PS: Update on debt reduction: GI came up with $150,000,000,000/10 yrs. Needs only a little less than $4,000,000,000,000,000/ 10 yrs.