Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Priority Puzzle
While the ground beneath his feet rumbles as his driver hits the turf 3" ahead of the ball, the latter takes off never the less turf and all. It has a slight right to left bend, a big ass slice in laymans terms, and the ball goes into the tree line buried in deep grass. I'll take a mulligan, says the our CEO, he lays a ball in the middle of the fairway. But Sir, you should place the ball on the line it went OOB. You can be replaced caddie. But I am with the secret service to guard you. Oh! I'll play it from here. He has over 450 yards to hit the green. A powerful three wood swing does he take, creating an aftershock similar to the almost 500 aftershocks on that island nation in the south pacific. This time the ball heads slightly right, a big ass hook for a left hander. The caddie fetches the ball from the porch of an adjacent home. I'll take a mulligan on that one and places the ball again in the middle of the fairway. The green now is but 435 yards away, laying zero. Looks like another subpar round. Meanwhile back at the office, prorities fester: Unemployment, Housing is in the tank, Remaining 2011 Budget Cuts stalled, Budget battles for 2012 looming, Backing the loosing mob in Libya, impact of Japan's tradegies, lack of an energy policy, $4.60/gal gas prices, to name a few. I've deligated those responsibilities, you see I am the Chief CEO in the world. Oh caddie what was my score... 35 underpar, not bad since I've only played 61X since in office.
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